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| #8701 |   | When people say nothing, they don't necessarily mean nothing.
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| #8702 |   | When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. 		-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
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| #8703 |   | When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
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| #8704 |   | When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet. 		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
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| #8705 |   | When you speak to others for their own good it's advice; when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.
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| #8706 |   | When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.
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| #8707 |   | WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.  Struggle to become a parrot or something. 		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| #8708 |   | Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
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| #8709 |   | Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. 		-- Oscar Wilde
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| #8710 |   | Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.
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