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#7311 |  | The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love. -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues
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#7312 |  | The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. -- Helen Rowland
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#7313 |  | The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator. -- Bill Lawrence
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#7314 |  | The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him. -- Leo J. Burke
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#7315 |  | The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmont
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#7316 |  | The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin. -- Honor'e DeBalzac
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#7317 |  | The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well everything. -- Yeats
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#7318 |  | The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
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#7319 |  | The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
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#7320 |  | The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb
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